Easy.

1. Select the goodie book you want to buy.

2. Click ‘proceed to checkout’ on your shopping cart page.

3. Choose whether you want to pay via a PayPal account OR a credit card.

Now you’re thinkin’: “What part of ‘I’m a kid’ don’t you understand?” Relax. If you don’t have a credit card or PayPal account here’s what you do:

If you’re buying a book for Mom or Dad, ask the other parent or another adult for their credit card. Give ‘em the 10 bucks in cash. Don’t forget shipping. Done. *

*Alternately, you could slap on a false mustache, walk into a bank and apply for a credit card. But we don’t recommend that.